Brian and Derek are joined by this week’s guest host, Melissa Ford, to discuss the struggles at, below and surrounding our southern border, the quality of life in Texas, and the “Death Star” bill’s (non-)impact on local water break ordinances.

0:00 Welcome
5:30 The Border War Goes to Court
19:05 Secretary Mayorkas declares the border secure!
28:55 CNBC Ranks Texas as one of the worst places to live!
36:45 Rep. Casar skips lunch during “heroic thirst strike”